Scene 1: The Arrival

Trump: (leaning toward the camera) "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my border. It’s fantastic. The best border ever. Nobody does borders like me."

Biden: (squinting) "Folks, we’re here to tackle immigration. And I promise, no more 'kids in cages' — just adult-sized ones we call 'Freedom Pods.'"

Scene 2: The Wall

Trump: "Joe, my wall was going to be gold-plated, but they said that was too extravagant. So, I opted for solid gold bricks. And I even have a secret tunnel for golf carts."

Biden: "Don, we need a smart wall—one that can distinguish between a squirrel and a migrant. How about a 'Squirrel Whisperer' app?"

Scene 3: The Immigration Debate

Trump: "Joe, you’re too lenient on immigration. I’d construct a moat filled with alligators and call it 'Gatorland.' Incredible!"

Biden: "Don, we need to approach this with empathy. Maybe a 'Welcome to America' sign with a QR code for citizenship applications? Just scan it for a green card!"

Scene 4: The Dueling Speeches

Trump: "I’d turn the border into a reality show: 'Survivor: Rio Grande.' Contestants would swim across, evade coyotes, and win a green card. And the immunity idol? A golden toupee."

Biden: "Don, we aren’t building walls; we’re constructing bridges. And perhaps a taco truck on every corner—let’s call it 'Taco Diplomacy.'"

Scene 5: The Surprise Guest

Melania Trump: (suddenly appearing) "Hello, darlings. I’ve created a border fashion line: 'Gilded Gucci Gas Masks.' Ideal for photo ops, complete with a built-in selfie stick."

Jill Biden: "Melania, I’ve got 'Hugging Blankets' for the kids. They’re cozy and bipartisan, plus they can double as campaign banners."

Scene 6: The Grand Finale

Trump: "Joe, let’s resolve this with a dance-off. Winner takes the border!"

Biden: "Don, I’ve got two left feet. But I’ll challenge you to a 'Who Can Pronounce 'Coyote' Correctly' contest. The loser must wear a sombrero."

Curtain Falls

And there you have it, folks! A comedic display of absurdity where walls collide, fashion meets gas masks, and alligators aspire for citizenship. Join us next week for more border shenanigans. Because when it comes to immigration, even the squirrels seem perplexed. 🌟🎭🍌

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